More Bizarre Mail

If you've been following this blog you'll know we got a couple of very weird emails in the two weeks since our World's Dirtiest Underwear Competition was announced. The first was a submission of a pair of underwear by Andy who claimed to live in a bin in Sheffield. The second was from a woman named Janine who claimed to be an agent collecting underwear for a rich Japanese man. Yesterday the following email arrived with the subject "fuck me phil im on top of the world".

hello philip

i just had to send you a quick email to tell you how my life has changed
since i showed you my underwear , last wednesday this fat bird called janine
turned up at my bin and said this nippon fella wanted to buy my pants and meet me
at first i thought it was a ploy by my ex who owns the house thats in front of my bin
to get me gone , but no it was for real , so i was whisked to new york to meet this fella
cant pronounce his name properly , he says just call him dave for short , and all of a sudden im a star , he gave me a cheque for 20000 yen which i bet is loads of quids and has commissioned me to produce another pair of pants in 6 months time , heres a pic of me at the s.p.a.m (shitty pant annual meeting) , speak soon

all the best

andy

Attached was the following photo:

Apparently We've Inspired a New Section in the B3ta Newsletter

Thanks B3ta!  We love you, even though you think we're shit!


: SHIT INTERNET DRAGONS DEN
  Red-hot new feature that will make us rich
 
  >> Pre-soiled underwear <<
  Yeah yeah, we're aware it's big in Japan but
  flipping heck. These guys "makes pre-stained
  clothing that free people from the
  embarrassment of having soiled clothing by
  selling clothes that come already soiled".
  Mostly pre-skidmarked pants.
http://easytigercorp.co.uk/

Best Email Ever!

This arrived in my inbox this morning:

Dear Sir

My name is XXXXXXXXXX , i am the UK representative of Hirihachi Octonawagi of japan, Mr

Octonawagi is a connoisseur and collector of "vintage" male underwear , as such he scours

the world looking for additions to his ever growing collection , he happened to stumble upon

your blog on the world wide web and was instantly taken with a fine specimen in white and blue

that you have displayed and would be willing to start negotiations to acquire them , if agreeable

we can arrange collection by international courier .

kindest regards

XXXXXXXXXXX PHD GCSE MDMA

Drunken Bullsh*t Interviews with the Easy Tiger Founders

I met up with Mark (the other founder of Easy Tiger who has since left the company) the other night and over a couple of beers because we are very very vain we interviewed each other using the shitty video recorder on my Blackberry. It's not pretty but there are a couple of good moments jammed in here.

The First Brave Soul Entered The Competition

... and the first entry is from Sheffield, UK. The man claims to live "in a bin" (garbage can if you're a North American). I'm not sure what this dude has done to these but its pretty wretched.

If you'd like to enter the competition as well and have the chance to win £100 (roughly $USD 165) then go to http://easytigercorp.co.uk/?page=competition2.

The Pair of Dirty Underwear Easy Tiger's Undies Are Based On

OK so I'm starting to have my doubts that the whole "Dirtiest Underwear In The World" competition is going to be the massive viral marketing sensation I thought it would be, since the very thought of putting a pair of my own skiddies on the Internet scares the shit out of me, pardon the pun. Anyway I've decided to put the development pair up here so you can all have a good laugh at my expense and we can get this thing started on the right note.

The pair of shit stained undies you see above were "developed" in the following way: First I ate some food guaranteed to make me sick. I chose burritos because I'm allergic to cheese. Then I went to the handicapped loos at work on my lunch break and made a poo smoothie. Then I put on a fresh pair of drawers and fisted myself. And that was it, the beautiful image you see above was created.

You're probably wondering why this underwear looks nothing like the underwear that we put up for sale. That's because we originally asked an artist to design it but she wouldn't admit to ever having soiled a pair of panties herself and so insisted that we provide her with a picture of a real pair to illustrate what we were after. The fact her version looks so different from the above suggests to me she probably had created a real one before but was too ashamed to admit it.

If you want to enter the competition go to: http://easytigercorp.co.uk/?page=competition2

The Dudes The Ladies Want to Sex

This one's for the ladies. It's outtakes of the dudes from Spindle and Wit wearing our new Logo shirt. Check it out on Flickr.